SMALL BRAIN. MASSIVE TUNES.
DJ
WOBBLE
One goose. Zero thoughts.
Unreasonably good house music.
100%SILLY GOOSE
ENERGY
SCROLL TO WOBBLE
ENERGY
EST. WHEN THE BEAT DROPPED
MEET THE RESIDENT IDIOT
LIGHTS ON.
LIGHTS ON.
NOBODY
HOME.
His head is empty. His USB is full.
He doesn't read charts. He plays bangers.
DJ Wobble is a goose with two turntables,
one brain cell, and absolutely no plans
to turn it down.
probably the best DJ in this kitchen.
FIG. 01 — THE NATURAL HABITAT
CERTIFIEDHONKER

THE ENTIRE BUSINESS PLAN
WAKE UP. WOBBLE. REPEAT.
WE SAVED YOU A SPOT
GOOD TUNES.
GOOD TUNES.
BAD DANCING.
YOUR PEOPLE.
No VIP list. No dress code.
Just a bunch of silly geese.
FIG. 02 — NO SIGNAL. STILL VIBING.
